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Q: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike?

A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

A: They are for those who don't drink!

Q: How do you confuse Erap?

A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?

A: Because it said concentrate.

Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!

Q: Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M's factory?

A: He kept throwing out the Ws.