Text Messages

(2 votes, average 2.00 out of 5)

Kumakalat na warning Text ngayon:

Be careful, Erap is checking all text

messages ngayon. Text in English

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KANGAROOS (DURING AUSTRALIAN STATE VISIT)

(4 votes, average 2.00 out of 5)

Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?

Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos.

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SAVE

(3 votes, average 3.00 out of 5)

FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of

a firing squad. Each of them is blinfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: "10, 9, 8,....".

FVR shouts, "Flood!". In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.

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Q & A AGAIN

(2 votes, average 3.00 out of 5)

Q: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike?

A: They are both empty from the neck up.

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Problema

(3 votes, average 1.67 out of 5)

Talumpati ni Erap:

"Ngayong bagong milenyo, tapos na

ang problema natin sa Komunismo,

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