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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

"Hump at your own risk "

-Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)

* Notice *

NO Stambay

Vendors

Carry firearms inside the club

-Cavite

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big...P6.00

small..P5.00

- Makati

IMPOTENCE DEMO

--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd

SLOW MEN AT WORK

--PLDT sign

(so much for zero backlog)

"Welcome to the Philippines-

The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"

and directly underneath that sign:

BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

We Make Modern & Antique Furniture

-- sign in Pampanga

"Atty. Domino Carriedo"

Notary Public

Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu

Petal Attraction

-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman

Please help our comfort room clean.

--self-service restaurant in Cebu

Jeepney and Bus signs

"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."

"Full string to stop driver."

"God knows Hudas not pay."

"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"

"Don't close to me, close to God."

A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio

"2nd Floor Upstairs."

"Danger Wall is Falling!"

- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.

* Pansit ng taga-Malaboni - sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong

* Cooking ng ina mo - a carinderia

* Cooking ng ina mo rin - right across from "Cooking ng ina_ mo"

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