Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.

Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan

na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat

sa iyo."

"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."

"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"

"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang

importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo

rito sa mundo."

"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kita

sana ay patawarin mo ako."

"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."

Comments (55)

aleth said:

... nyahahaha,....

July 28, 2010

apol:) said:

... hahaha LOL...dis is really funny/.. .(juan)

July 27, 2010

sonnyly said:

... kahit kailan talga napaka engeng ni juan isama u pa si pedro.

July 27, 2010

jhon said:

... okey yan haa.

July 03, 2010

charmaine said:

... kakornihan niu !! wla nbng ibah )

June 24, 2010

eureka leongas said:

... anu kea un..ang corny nmn ..di nmn joke yan ee

June 09, 2010

yzikhiel said:

... realy funny ... love it!

June 07, 2010

sosziiechicc said:

... ai na cco ! hha ! pataoa ! quys add neo cco fb This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it thanks

June 06, 2010

Kharen said:

... Nka2tawa un..ngaun qu lng nbasa haha npgiwanan 2l0y

June 05, 2010

chinx said:

... HAHAHA .. ok :|

May 19, 2010

- sHiEn!ck - said:

... haha ang kOrni aman peu ok nrn,, it's quite funny though nririnig q n ung joke n yn dti p.. kip up the gud jokEs!! - GOD BLESS!! - MORE POWER.. *shierLynn

May 12, 2010

FLAPzzii=) said:

... ... I HAVE A JOKE...I SHARE IT TO ALL OF YOU =))))) may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?" I HOPE THAT ONE IS SO FUNNY =)))))

May 04, 2010

FLAPzzii=) said:

... ... I HAVE A JOKE...I SHARE IT TO ALL OF YOU =))))) may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?" I HOPE THAT ONE IS SO FUNNY =)))))

May 04, 2010

CHAK said:

... T A E ! wuLa naba mas nakakatawa dunon ? syet ! well anyways mganda sya ) ge bye :]] i

April 09, 2010

Filipino Recipes said:

... all-filipino-recipes.blogspot.com

April 06, 2010

kristine mae said:

... lolz...it's funny but it must not happen n real life 'cause it is so bad to kill people just because pinagtaksilan ka...maybe they repent and swear dat they will never do it agen..

April 05, 2010

mark christian said:

... nice juan!!!!!!!!!!

March 30, 2010

liad said:

... dpat d nya nlason pnahirapan nlng nya para max bawi... (ang sama)....you've done a great job

March 29, 2010

saishaa said:

... haha.. wawa nMn.. hehe add on my FB acc. \n This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it '> This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it tnx!!

March 22, 2010

red said:

... kung ako kay juan di ko cia nilason kasi nagkasala pa tuloy sya.

March 20, 2010

Jomar said:

... haha auz yan ahhhh.. add me FB jomarjose00@y.c pkilala mna kau imessge nyo ko..pra mkilala ko kau..

February 22, 2010

G-rAld said:

... hAhaha aNg kUlet!!!!!!!!

February 18, 2010

JomskiE said:

... wahahahaha.... Nice onE...^_¬>

February 16, 2010

iris said:

... hehehehehehe.........nkktawa nman......

February 11, 2010

chadrose22 said:

... heheh galing ni juan idol

February 04, 2010

Pretty Jenna said:

... it's payback time b*tch!

January 16, 2010

jeraldine said:

... ...hahaha..kawawa ka naman...

January 05, 2010

claudz said:

... kasi naman..bakit pa kasi naghanap ng iba. ayan tuloy napala mo "NILASON" ka ng asawa mo...pero kung may dhilan nman ng pangangaliwa, abay bkt di na lang mag usap na maghiwalay.. but anayway, u made me smile and brighten up my day..

December 03, 2009

harold g chicano said:

... wag kna kacng mag hanah ng iba

November 27, 2009

fHeRl said:

... buajaja,, bgay yan sa mga taksil,,, bawi-bawi lng,,, uhahahahahhahhahaah

November 25, 2009

jhonarie said:

... hahahahahahaha...... mabuti nga sayo....

November 12, 2009

maria angelica said:

... hahaha.. narinig ko na to dati.. panahon pa to atah ng kopong kopong eh.. even though.. this made me smile.. so thnks.. ung ibang tao kasi nalilimutan na tung mga joke na to kaya gud thng na naaalala pa.. ^_^

November 02, 2009

I said said:

... katawatawa kayo noh now you know from manny MY IDOLING!!!!

October 04, 2009

aja said:

... an old joke,..but still funny for me. dapat yan sa mga nagtataksil...hehe...

August 24, 2009

jeano said:

... luma narin yan..,wala nabang iba diyan...

August 01, 2009

jajajaja said:

... corny naman

July 23, 2009

Justine said:

... wawa po clang pareho...pero ganda po nang joke nio...God bless-...

June 28, 2009

nitz said:

... napa iyak nyo ako.. huhuhu!.

June 18, 2009

nitz said:

... napa iyak nyo ako..

June 18, 2009

lovely said:

... cute cute is your name? your but your so ugly yuks

June 07, 2009

louise said:

... what thats not funny its corny

June 07, 2009

11juline11 said:

... hahahahahahahhahaha,,,

May 06, 2009

AnneJo said:

... hahaha,,, luma na yan

May 02, 2009

chris said:

... hahaha., npaka korni

April 29, 2009

alen said:

... that is a good one..!

April 27, 2009

lez said:

... hehehe! kulet!

March 26, 2009

mjalms said:

... nakakatwa tlaga

March 12, 2009

mariam H.M said:

... do you have some more?

February 27, 2009

eden said:

... hehehe...... u mke me laugh this day

February 27, 2009

dyosa said:

... kamoteng asawa yun!!! kaya pala nilason.... hahaha

February 25, 2009

dethba said:

... hehehe.. saya..

February 24, 2009

cute said:

... hahahahaha......you make me laugh

February 16, 2009

buang said:

... waahhahaha

February 07, 2009

michelle said:

... you made my day.!!hehehe

January 28, 2009

erica said:

... hehehe you make me laugh

January 24, 2009

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