M.Y.K.L
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... Kung gusto nyo mawala yung pimples,dark spots,wrinkles and the 7 signs of skin aging........use ADOBE PHOTOSHOP |
Nicole
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... ito akin sana magustuhan nyo 1 nyt nakahiga aq s kama namin tumitingin s mga bituin... bigla aq napaisip .... "Pucha nasan n bubong namin"? naguguluhan n q dba ang victory liner rural liner grand liner at super 5 liner ay mga bus? eh ang PANTY LINER Buss p rin b un? sa isang museum Juan: Ano b yan! Yan b ang tinatawag nyong "ART" YANG PANGET N YAN!! Painting b yan!!!?!?! Guide: indi po ser!,SALAMIN YAN Teacher: Kung meron aqng 5 anak s una qng asawa,at 5 ulit s pangalawa qng asawa,sa makatwid meron aqng? *Juan nag taas ng kamay* Teacher: okay Juan! Juan: TAGLAY N KALANDIAN MAAM!! *peace* Sexy: Doc mainit pwet q Doc: Lagyan natin ng thermometer Sexy: Hiya aq doc >///< Doc: Patay natin ilaw Sexy: Doc indi Pwet yan ah! Doc: Cge lng indi rin thermometer to 10 things n pedeng gawin pag ikaw ay boring 1.papakin ang kape kunyari Milo 2.punuin ng tubig ang inidori 3.baklasin ang TV at gawing Radyo 4.pag-aralan ang wika ng ipis at kaibiganin cla 5.magbilang ng buhok 6.pagkaxahin ang sarili s ref 7.pagtapos kumain magtinga ng ngipin gamit ang tubo 8.maghiwa ng kahoy gamit ang BLADE 9.maligo ng hangin 10. sunugin ang bahay at sumigaw ng "YEHEY" DDD Peace po sa inyong lahat :3 |
Jhon Garcia
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... titser: magbigay ng limang bansa sa asia (tulog si pepe) titser: PEPE! pepe: yes mam!(gulat) titser:magbigay ng limang bansa sa asia pepe: ah,hmmm......taiwan? titser: Very good pepe,apat pa. pepe:ah,tai2,tai3,tai4,tai5! |
Patricia
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... ... Anak: Nay, Ano pong ulam natin? Nanay: Anak, Tingnan mo na lng sa REF... Anak: Nay, eh wala naman po tayong REf Eh. Nanay: Eh. Di wala tayong ulam... kasimple simple... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FLAPzzii=)
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... I HAVE A JOKE...I SHARE IT TO ALL OF YOU =))))) may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?" I HOPE THAT ONE IS SO FUNNY =))))) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
mrc00litz
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... heheh... kahit nabasa ko na mga jowkz nyo... medyo napatawa parin ako.. cgru pinipilit ko lang tumawa kaya napatwa ako.. hahahah..... |
yman
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... pinoy n pinoy ang jokes..s mga walang mgawa at di marunung gumwa ng joke..wag kyo mgkomento ng mali..kumamot nlng kyo ng ulo nyo.. oo nga wag kyo mybang ...hehehe |
meg
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... natawa ako ha! inspite of hearing it again and again eh napasmile pa rin ako ng jokes na ito! |
pauline
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... alam nyu kngpru insul2 lng rin ang ikokoment nyu wag na kaung mg komment ang yayabang nyu kau ba kay nyu gmawa ng gnyang klaseng jowk prng ang galinggling nu ahh ang yayabang nyu kau nga di kau mkagawa ehhh b8t kau ba pg nag jowk kau sa isang to ts sbihan kau ng korni dba mgagalit rin kau kung mkapag slita kau ehhh prang ang galinggaling nyu |
liad
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... salamat n lang sa effort ng gumawa ng joke na yan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() please lng wag k na gumawa ulit, utang na loob,magkaroon ka nman ng hiya sa sarili mo |
alex vin
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... ..hay naku ang korni naman ng mag jokes na yan..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...nakakaasar lang namn yan..hay nakuh,,ang gumawa nyan cguru eh ang alam nya eh nakakatawa..pero sa totoo lang indi namn..get lost yung gumawa ng mga jokes na yan,,hay naku,,, |
Jomar
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... add nyo ko FB at ym \n This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it '> This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it mgpkilala kau skin imessge nyo ko pra mkilala ko kau.. |
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jaydi
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... ang cocorny neo!!! taena magimbento nman kau jan ng nakakatawa.. babaduy neo eh.! juskoo luluma na ng mga jokes neo eh! |
bading si anonymous
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... mga epal kau ang kokorny ng sa inyo mas maganda aken nakaupo ang mga estudyante s sahig sila ay naglalaro ng kung ano-ano. teacher:class umupu na kayo sa upuan niyo. mga estudyante po mom! teacher:class tumayo sa inyo ang bobo. may isang estudyanteng tumayo. teacher hh bakit ka tumayo?, inaamin mong bobo ka? estudyante:hindi po mom. teacher:ehh bakit ka tumayo? estudyante:ehh kasi po dinadamayan ko po kayo ehh kasi kayo lang po ang nakatayo sa klase ehh. THE END…….![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
lolz
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... titser: anong pambansang hayop natin? nagsisimula sa letter K !! juan: (sasagot sabay taas ng kamay) ma'am, alam ko ma'am titser: cge juan juan: uhm, KUTO!? titser: nagtatapos ito sa letter W !! juan: (sasagot ulit) uhm ma'am.. KUTOW !? titser: may sungay ito.. juan: (confident na sasagot..) AHHH. DEMONYONG KUTOW ?!!! HEHE, JOKE3X |
ugly duckling
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... oi cabalier,laus na ung joke mo gasgas na at sayad pa lkas tama mo,,at masasabi ko sa joke na un wlang kwenta daw ung joke boooo san ka pa???eto maganda,,, doctor:itanung mo sa doktor oh kaya sa karborador ok ba??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() san ka pa???![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() mga baho at uu sa lipunan ng dyoks d2 ka na sa uu jokes ![]() ![]() |
CABALIER!!!!
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...![]() maganda aMN xa...kaw??..cgur0 kc nd u na!nTNdHAn.. herES mINE.. ![]() holdaper: yes! mayaman na tau... kasabwat: lan na hold up nating pera?.. holdaper: mahina aquh sa MATH ih alamin natin sa TV PATROL bukas... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ t:anu past tense ng laba?? s:naglaba maam>! t:good! present tense?? P:naglalaba! T:nice!eh future tense nito?? P: xempre ISAMPAY, RENATO: cnu nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal...?? BETTY: nd eh RENATO: kaw rowenna?? rowenna: nd rn eh.. RENATO:la bng nakakakilala sa inyu???,,, EXTRA::: bka sa ibng section xa!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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po mom! teacher:class tumayo sa inyo ang bobo. may isang estudyanteng tumayo. teacher

