For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80 percent of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.

Biglang nagtatarang ang isang nanay at sumigaw.

Mrs: "Scissors! Scissors! Nag-sciscissors ang anak ko, Doc!"

Doktor: "Nurse, diazepam please, nag-seizure ang pasyente!"