Mga nakakatawang tanong part3

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?

If corn can't hear, why does it have an ear?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?