Mga nakakatawang tanong part5

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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are highways build so close to the ground?
Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

Why are some gay people so unhappy?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?

Why are violets blue and not violet?

Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why did the pot call the kettle black?

Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?

Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?

Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

Why do pigs have curly tails?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why get even, when you can get odd?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is clear considered a color?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?